Every year, on the first day of April, many people loose their laces and get their knees dirty, and white paint spills on their backs. However, on April Fool's Day, not only ordinary people joke, but also large corporations: the sense of humor of the marketers of some technology giants is sometimes simply amazing. In this article, we have compiled a selection of the best jokes of famous corporations in recent years, which will certainly dilute the stories about hanging koloboks.
Smart pants from Samsung with sensors in width
On April 1, 2016, Samsung introduced smart pants. Thanks to special sensors built into the fly, they monitor the state of the trouser zipper: if it is unzipped within three minutes, the user will receive a notification on their smartphone. Special function Get Up! Alert will remind you that you can’t stay in one place for too long. If a person ignores the notification, then the system (recall built in the fly) will stimulate the user to get up from the place with a stun gun. An option called Fridge Lock monitors the size of the abdomen and at some point locks the doors of the smart refrigerator.
Touchscreen Nokia 3310 on Windows Phone
Nokia wanted to revive the legendary 3310 dialer back in the days when it released smartphones running Windows Phone. Then in one of the Days of Laughter, the corporation announced the touchscreen Nokia 3310 with Microsoft's operating system “on board”: the smartphone became a real flagship with 2 GB of RAM and a 41 megapixel camera.
NVIDIA Gamer Assistant Flash Drive
You have a tense virtual battle, but someone rang the doorbell or wanted to drink some water? It doesn’t matter: insert the GeForce GTX G-Assist USB stick with artificial intelligence into the computer and it will replace you in the game while you are away.
Maybe even so your MMR will rise above 1,150 points.
Contactless Referee Cards from Mastercard
Modern technology is now in football: it has never been so easy to kick out offending players.
Oxford entered the word “Leo” into the dictionary
Now the verb “Leo” can be officially used to describe a person who has been trying to achieve something for many years. Until Leonardo DiCaprio received his long-awaited Oscar, even professors from England joked about him.
Burger King began selling hamburger-style toothpaste
So that the pleasant aftertaste of fast food was in the morning.
Odnoklassniki became the sponsor of Lokomotiv
In order for grandmothers to become interested in football. The social network not only found the company logo on the players ’shirts, but also repainted the green stripes on their form in yellow - the color of the service.
MegaFon chose the Chief Memester of 2017
Elections to memesterstvo were held between five participants. According to the results of the qualifying round, the leaders were Zhdun, Vzhukh and Pepe. Surprisingly, Stubborn Fox did not hit the top three.
Kaspersky Lab Introduces Advanced Home Security System
“<...> Kaspersky Home Security has no analogues. This is a breakthrough in security technology. The device is so simple and intuitive that there are no instructions for it. It can even be controlled by voice. The protection mechanism that we created was suggested to us by nature itself. A system for intelligent odor monitoring was created. We have implemented algorithms for personality recognition based on neural networks. There is also a night vision system. It is completely environmentally friendly and does no harm to the environment. Our separate pride is 24/7 battery life. Consumed energy - 0 kW per hour. "
Spoiler: The dog was the foremost security system at home.
Conchita Wurst on the cover of the Russian Playboy
“Conchita Wurst. She showed everything that is hidden. "
Print money through PayPal app
You can now Print Money directly from your phone. Launching on the PayPal app. Will you be using it? pic.twitter.com/XiidEwV3La - PayPal UK (@PayPalUK) April 1, 2018
“Now you can print money directly from your smartphone through the PayPal application. Will you use this feature? ”
Durex self-donning condom
"This is a condom that is automatically worn wherever you need so that you are not distracted from each other." A breakthrough in security.
Alfa-Bank has released a banking client for the new Nokia 3310
Now you can pay bills and check the status of your bank cards directly from the push-button dialer. Surprisingly, many Russian media believed this joke.
Aviasales "in error" sent customers a newsletter for its employees
% place for greeting% (do with bold)!
Do not paint anything here, just write that the airbalt has a share and all the garbage. Whoever needs it will believe. But, of course, order a picture from eccentrics from gum, as usual.
Link to the action is one, put down there in all directions. Let it seem that there are many options. Here it is - a link
See below the directions from the action
From Moscow (also a bold!)
% everything below is a bulleted list%
Stockholm - from 69 euros
Vilnius - from 75 euros
Reykjavik - from 179 euros
% here to this place%
From Petersburg (do not forget the bold!)
% lower - bulleted list, as with Moscow%
Prague, Hamburg, Dusseldorf and Munich - from 85 euros
Reykjavik - from 149 euros
DO NOT FORGET THE LINK TO THE PROMOTION ONLY
Here xs, jokes, then the first of April. You can see at the Enwayenides how not to do it. It will not be funny - Kalinov cut into circles.
The source of the picture do not forget to indicate !!!
Write about social networks, today there’s just a circus with horses, probably: Facebook and VKontakte, pictures on Instagram.
Then leave this your crap about love or che there, for unsubscribing from the link. Just make the minimum font, for every $ 10 you unsubscribe, don’t forget.
Open email in browser
Anti-crisis domain .rub
The Russian registrar Reg.ru announced the opening of the .rub domain as part of a "company to strengthen the Russian economy" to deal with the crisis. Domains like Moy.rub, Tolko.rub and the like "will be a discovery for foreign users."
AliExpress style messenger products
A well-known retailer parodied the names of goods on AliExpress so that users could buy “A glass of many optimistic smart drink better, tastes more cheerful”, “a couple, together, sewn forever, socks, on a GPS map, bed, wash,” and other products.
Money delivery by drones and Stories from Sberbank
Modern technologies have come to Russia: Sberbank has begun testing the delivery of money by drones. This is by far the safest way to transport physical currencies.
Sberbank not only intends to use advanced developments, but also wants to be in the trend: that is why he announced the appearance of “Histories” in his mobile client - just like on Instagram and Snapchat.
Collector car racing from Raiffeisen Bank
Since drones will now deliver money, collector cars are not needed. However, they have a new mission - participation in races. Raiffeisen Bank is already looking for a pilot and navigator in its team.
The mobile application for determining the taste of food
The service for booking tables in restaurants has released an application for smartphones and tablets, allowing you to know the taste of food in advance - you just need to lick the screen of your mobile device.
Corn and Olga Buzova on Pornhub
A popular site for adults decided to change the line of their activity and concentrated on collecting videos about corn. I even changed the name for this - Cornhub.
On another April Fool's Day, Pornhub announced a partnership with Olga Buzova. A video called “The burning brunette opens up the world of other men” even appeared on the video hosting site.
Coming soon Half Life 3
On April 1, 2017, a stand with the inscription “The time has come. Party tomorrow ”and the Half Life 3 logo. The developers once again hit fans of the Half Life series in the most painful place.
Mail.Ru meme research
Mail.Ru decided to find out on which days memes become the most “effective”. For the unit of measurement, the value KEK (Complex Scream Unit) was taken. As researchers and experts from the 2CH, Leprozorium, and MOLODEC communities found out, KEKs are the largest on Tuesdays.
Boat rental and car recycling from Uber
Uber Belarus has announced the creation of UberBoat - a service for renting yachts for sailing in the Zaslavsky reservoir. A minute of sailing on a ship will cost an average of 25 thousand Belarusian rubles, and 120 thousand Belarusian rubles will be required to serve a yacht.
And in Russia, Uber launched a car recycling program. Thanks to her, everyone will be able to exchange their car for a certain number of free trips to Uber, "making a contribution to improving the environmental and road conditions."
Photoshoot with money from the Ural Bank
The Ural Bank for Reconstruction and Development has launched a new service that allows customers to arrange a photo shoot with money. Admit it, everyone at least once in their life wanted to feel like Scrooge McDuck.
Mark Zuckerberg's clothing collection at H&M
H&M chain of stores launched the sale of a clothing line from Mark Zuckerberg. It includes seven identical gray t-shirts and one pair of blue jeans.
Printing your face on a Big Mac
McDonalds has announced a special campaign, thanks to which visitors can photograph their face in a special terminal, and then "print" the picture on Big Mac bun with sesame seeds.
Rating of the most comfortable toilets for sex in Moscow clubs
Gettable, a restaurant reservation service, has posted a rating of metropolitan clubs with the most comfortable toilets for sex. Opposite each institution from the leaderboard is a checkmark “Editors' Choice”. Well, someone, and the Gettable editorial staff can certainly be trusted in this matter.
Duolingo Launches Emoji Language Courses
A popular service for learning foreign languages has opened courses for the study of the names of emoticons. Soon this joke will cease to be funny, because the developers have already invented a lot of Emoji, and they themselves probably do not remember the names of some emoticons.
Google search socks with smartphone
Unfortunately, this is also just an April Fool’s joke.